TOTAL FAN ART
creep them out here: AuNTy PanTY and SHAMAMA also has a TUMBLR.
I’m back!
send me links of people you want me to paint and I will try my best.
Anonymous asked: Is it because Apricot's black?
bahahaha, that is ridiculous
Anonymous asked: how do people become aware that you've painted them?
I’m assuming through statcounters…

I couldn’t decide if I should paint this bombshell with blonde, brown, or red hair. Check out this gal’s eyebrows they are so nicely groomed — (my paint picture doesn’t do them justice!)
I listened to Mecca Normal’s The Observer album while making this. Jean Smith wrote this album all about her experiences with online dating.
Anonymous asked: Why does Apricot-Tea make you cringe? And if she makes you cringe - why did you paint a picture of her?
Just wondering . . .
“cringe” as in: i’m reading my old diary and can’t believe i wrote that.

I fucking love it when grrrls really have their shit together. Maybe she is just REALLY GOOD at the internet, but whatever.

I also saw this girl in real-life another time I was in Vancouver.
Both her and I have large bazooookas.

Stick Clogged Gutters is a TOTAL BABE.
If I lived anywhere near her I would make her sing Hank Williams with me.

If I was as skinny as this girl I would wear string bikinis all the time — even in the winter.
I love her blog BECAUSE I love floral.

I saw this girl one time in real life when we were both visiting Vancouver. I just did the slow creep by.
I loooove seeing people off the internet!